Best quotes ever.
Best insult ever.
Best t-shirt. Ever.
I'll be looking for one of these in my birthday bag of tricks please...
In what was arguably the best movie of our generation the late Brittany Murphy's character Tai hit out with the "way harsh" insult that Cher, our beloved heroine, was "a virgin who can't drive" - and now that quote has been immortalised onto MY must-have t-shirt of the year.
Having a good old gander at this amazing piece of fashionistary (it IS a word) I started reminiscing about the genius that is Clueless.
Shit you guys...I have never had straight friends before!
So, like, right now for example. The Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, "What about the strain on our rescources?" Well it's like when I had this garden party for my father's birthday, right? I put RSVP cos it was a sit-down dinner. But some people came that like, did not RSVP. I was like totally buggin'. I had to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, and squish in extra place settings. But by the end of the day it was, like, the more the merrier. And so, if the government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians. And in conclusion may I please remind you it does not say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty. Thank you very much.
Hey granola breath, you got something on your chin...
Searching for a boy in High School is like searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie...
What did I do? I've created some sort of monster. I could feel the chunks start to rise up in my throat, I had to get out! Everything I think and everything I do is wrong. I was wrong about Elton, I was wrong about Christian, and now Josh hated me. It all boiled down to one inevitable conclusion, I was just totally clueless. Oh and this Josh and Tai thing was just wiggin me more than anything, I mean what was my problem, Tai is my pal, I don't begrudge her a boyfriend, I really...Ooo I wonder if they have that in my size.
What does she want with Josh anyway? He dresses funny, he listens to complaint rock, he's not even cute in the conventional way. I mean he's just like this SLUG who hangs around the house all day, ugh, and he's a hideous dancer, you can't take him anywhere. Wait a second, what am I stressing out about, he's like...JOSH. Ok, Ok, so he's kind of a Baldwin but what would he want with Tai? She couldn't make him happy, Josh needs someone with imagination, someone to take care of him, someone to laugh at his jokes...incase he ever makes any. OH MY GOSH! I LOVE JOSH! I am majorly, totally, butt-crazy in love with Josh...but now I don't know how to act around him. I mean ordinarily I'd strut around him in my cutest little outfits and send myself flowers and candy...but I couldn't do that stuff with Josh...
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